It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things, like President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" gaffe. This inspired Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play. The premise is delightfully absurd: lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth, accumulating points and aiming for leaderboard supremacy.
Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane. Earthly targets include the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-savory depiction of San Francisco.
The game’s charm lies in its ever-changing, quirky content. Each day features themed items: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate conspiracy theorists. Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add to the fun, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam and Texas-themed hats (with a censored border), solar eclipse glasses, and more. Rewarded video ads unlock these extras, and a recent "Great Debate Update" even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick The World is free to download, but offers in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and unlock a coveted blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, yes, Trump's hair.
